"When I'm sleeping, the committee stays up all night and then greets me at dawn with really bad ideas.  It's like, Good morning!  Everything is shit!  Time to act impulsively.  But first let's start by getting into fights with imaginary people from the past.  Next let's catalog everything that's wrong with you and your life.  Also, I want to remind you of everything you don't have - and everything you should be scared of losing.  Let's begin." 
-So Sad Today: Personal Essays by Melissa Broder