"This is my thing about why I think relationships - boyfriends, friends, anything - are such a hassle.  I've lived for almost seventeen years.  This is so much to catch somebody up about.  I want people just to arrive in my life fully informed of my tastes and fears.  The lists are pretty short, definitely memorizable.  I wish they could be distributed to would-be suitors ahead of time, so they could rule themselves out.  Or in!  I'm open to "in," too!"
-Unknown